Friday Funnies

Here is another joke for you!

Our HOA neighborhood had some monks move into a rental. As soon as they did they broke up the beautiful lawn in front of their house and planted… flowers. Lots and lots of flowers. Made the neighborhood look untidy, not the proper cookie cutter at all. So the HOA swung into action.

They tried talking to the monks. They tried passive-aggressive notes, and subpoenas, and motions to censure… they tried everything. They even sent a flock of Karens… nothing worked. The monks just smiled gently and grew their flowers.

So, the HOA went to the Old Lawyer, a man who was wise in the ways of bureaucracy and evil, and asked what they should do.
And the Old Lawyer said “Sheep. Buy some sheep and let them loose at night, and they will eat the monks’ flowers.”

The HOA did as the Old Lawyer said, but the sheep didn’t touch the flowers. So the HOA went back to the Old Lawyer.

“Were the sheep healthy?” asked the lawyer.

“They were!” said the HOA. “Three of the finest rams you ever did see.”

“Rams???” cried the Lawyer. “RAMS?? You fools! Don’t you know that only ewes can prevent florist friars?!?”